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Feb. 25th, 2005 @ 03:47 pm MEN JOKES!!!
Current Mood Swing is: : jubilantjubilant
*WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX???

~BECAUSE THEY ARE PLUGGED INTO A GENIOUS!!!

*WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX???

~THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME!!!

*WHY DOES IT TAKE ONE MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG???

~BECAUSE THEY DON'T STOP AND ASK FOR DIRECTIONS!!!

*WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS???

~BECAUSE THEIR BALLS FALL OVER THEIR BUTT-HOLE AND THEY VAPOR LOCK!!!

*~*THIS NEXT ONE IS MY FAVORITE!!!

****WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH???
~~~~BECAUSE A VIBRATOR COULDN'T MOW THE LAWN!!!
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